The first images of Angelina Jolie as Maleficent have leaked. Well, they’re either from Maleficent or the hardcore Goat Boy reboot.
Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper art is apparently based on real life. Here is a video of a whale sneezing a rainbow. You’re welcome, Internet.
It’s Gabrielle’s birthday, and if she wants to eat the Avengers in cake form, she darn well will.
Ohio may be the birthplace of flight (Tough nuggets, North Carolina!), but apparently the Buckeye state can’t claim to also be the birthplace of Superman. Created in Cleveland, yes, but born on Krypton. Oh technicalities, how I love you.
The Wall Street Journal examines fan fiction. Something tells me they may have done a bit more research than I did.
Beware the shrieks of the tween banshees – the new Twilight trailer has been released. Including that link just destroyed what little dignity I had left. Thank you, The Cool Ship.
My only consolation is that John had to spend hours rewatching the Twilight movies and checking the books to determine what Edward Cullen actually represents (Besides hair gel and casual misogyny).
Iron Man has joined the Care Bears. Your argument is invalid.

This artist has turned Apple Jack from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into a tough, sexy superhero. I guess anything is possible on the Internet. Image courtesy of Milkydayy.
Comic writer, playwright, and whathaveyou Grant Morrison has been named a Member of the British Empire by the Queen of England. Guess she isn’t a Magneto fan.
TJ knows that sometimes a remake is so good it blasts the original right out of your memory centers, and he isn’t afraid to list five of ‘em.
Ever wonder why the delicious hamburger in the ad is never what shows up in your McDonalds bag? Turns out the ad-burger is wearing more makeup than Tammy Faye.
Tim went to the promised land of E3 with high hopes and an itchy Nintendo thumb. He left a broken, unimpressed man.
Go somewhere while you’re getting somewhere. These Owen Smith posters for the Bay Area Rapid Transit (In San Francisco. Can I call it San Fran?) show the power of a kickass narrative and time to kill.
Well, at least Loki got Odin a Father’s Day card. You know, it’s the thought that counts, really.

