What I Learned from the Debate

If you were on Facebook last night, or if you happened to turn on the television and saw that Mitt and Barack were on every channel, you probably figured out that there was a debate. I learned a lot from the debate last night, though very little of it had to do with policy.

 

1. Mitt Romney looks like Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four.

I doubt that he cares as much about Science.

2. The candidates treated Jim Lehrer like Somebody They Used to Know.

Why wasn’t Kimbra backing him up?

 

3. Begun, the Flag Pin Size Wars have.

Mitt’s is bigger, but has a blob. I don’t know where that puts us on the flag pin size = patriotism ratio.

4. The debate rules are made up, and the points don’t matter.

Whose line is it anyway?

 

I also learned that facts don’t really matter, but I’m pretty sure I already knew that.

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