And then there are the kind that are really, really awful. And since I like focusing on things that suck, here are my least favorite Christmas songs.
1. The Christmas Shoes – New Song
Patton Oswalt has said (NSFW Language) pretty much everything I want to say about The Christmas Shoes. This song is sadistic.
2. Santa Gimme – JRandall
Shirtless dude? Check. Skeezy dude singing skeezy lyrics? Check. This Christmas song makes me infinitely sad.
3. Santa Claus is Comin’ in a Boogie Woogie Choo-Choo Train – The Tractors
The Tractors aren’t the most popular country rock band on Earth, so when it came time to make a Christmas album, what did they do? Took their most popular song and changed the lyrics to be more Christmas-y. This song makes me want to lay my head under the big wheel of a tractor and beg for it to run over my skull and crush my brains out.