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The Dawn of 22 Interstellar Apes on Jump street (or Something Like That)

Recently, three trailers have been released that have me pretty excited for the new year of movies. Two serious, intelligent science fiction films and an college humor-filled action/comedy. I’m hoping these films are a sign of good things to come to the theaters in 2014.

First off, the new Christopher Nolan masterpiece, Interstellar. The film stars Matthew McConaughey (thankfully he’s given up on chick flicks) as a member of a group of explorers who use a wormhole to go beyond the limits of human space travel and conquer the vast reaches of space that mankind has been unable to travel to.

It’s a Christopher Nolan film about space travel in the unknown reaches of space that mankind has never traveled to before. That’s enough for me to want to see it. It’s hard to tell what’s going to happen in the film. It’s certain that there won’t be any laughable alien encounters, which is a good thing. I think it’s about time we had a more “realistic” space exploration film. And hope McConaughey will give an Oscar-worthy performance that we all know he’s capable of.

Here’s the teaser trailer:

 

Next up, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. The sequel to Rise of the Planet of the Apes continues where the first film left off. A virus has devastated the globe, leaving humans outnumbered and fighting for survival against a growing race of genetically evolved apes.

I’m a fan of the first film and have been looking forward to this film for a while. And with the addition of Gary Oldman to the cast, things just got even better. Any film can be great but if you add Gary Oldman, the film will be fantastic. I know I’ve complained about remake/reboots before but this is one I can live with.

Here’s the first, exciting trailer:

 

And last but not least, the sequel to the laugh-out-loud hilarious action/comedy hit, 21 Jump Street. And it has one of the best titles for a sequel ever, 22 Jump Street! Clever, right?

Let me just start off by saying that I am not a fan of Channing Tatum. I think that he is a sub-par actor who can be funny at times and he should have not been the actor to play Duke in the G.I. Joe films, but he was hilarious in the first film. He and Jonah Hill were an incredible comedic pairing and I hope they can duplicate the magic they made in the first film. And they brought back Ice Cube! Win. In this film, they’re headed to college to stop a new drug that’s emerging before it’s too late.

Here’s the side-splitting new trailer (try not to pee yourself from laughing too hard):

 

What films in 2014 are you looking forward to? Leave your answers in the comments section.

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The Problem with Power Rangers (or, How About a Mighty Morphin’ Retcon?)

Let me preface by saying that I am almost 31 years old and I am still a fan of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and have been since the day they premiered in America. I’m not ashamed to admit it.

Notice I said the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, not just Power Rangers. I prefer the originals (US originals, I haven’t seen much of the Japanese originals to properly judge). I haven’t been a fan of most of the other variations starting with Lost Galaxy. Although I wasn’t a big fan of Turbo because they replaced Rocky with a little kid (that little twerp pissed me off to no avail), but In Space wasn’t too awful. Tommy was always my favorite character, so after he left it pretty much stopped caring.

With every new series, the luster of the show faded more and more. It became quite uninteresting. Maybe it was because I was growing older and the show was geared more towards the younger generations, or maybe it had something to do with the fact that I felt like each new series was just a regurgitated version of the original. Just a copy of a copy of copy (and so on), each one weaker than the last. It could have something to do with the acting getting worse each time. I’m not saying that the original series was worthy of an Emmy or anything, but the acting in it was 10 times better than any in the later incarnations.

I’ve seen part of an episode of the new Power Rangers Samurai and it wasn’t half bad. I can’t say that it’s anything fantastic, having only watched like 5 minutes of it, but just in that brief viewing time it seemed to be an improvement from all the post-Turbo Rangers. Still, not enough to make me a regular viewer. They’re still marketed towards a younger crowd (preteen/teen), even though most teens nowadays are more interested in other things (Twilight, Hunger Games, etc.). Their target audience should actually be the people that were tweens/teens when the show first premiered. They were there at the start and some are still there but there yearning for something more. I know I am. A grown-up revamping is in order to breathe some new life into the series.

Hey, Haim Saban….hit the restart button and let’s get this show on the road!

Here are some suggestions for an upgrade:

1. Make it prime time. That’s right…Prime time. Turn it into an hourly action/sci-fi/drama and air it at night. I’m thinking the Syfy Channel might be a good place for it. They haven’t had the greatest history of quality shows in the past but they’ve gotten a lot better in the past decade. Battlestar Gallactica, Haven, Being Human, Alphas, Eureka, and Warehouse 13 are proof of that. And airing it during evening hours gives the show the opportunity to go beyond being a kid’s show and offer something more for the older crowd.

2. Blood. But not just blood. Bruises, cuts, scars, broken limbs…ya know, realistic battle damage. Make them look like they’ve actually been in a fight, not like they’ve been roughed a bit and got a little dirty. And cut out the sparks and flipping backwards. Take a hit like you’ve actually taken a hit.

Armored, movie Rangers [image source: moviepicturedb.com]

Armored, movie Rangers [image source: moviepicturedb.com]

3. Armor up. Remember how badass they looked in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. They looked like they were wearing armor. That’s what they need, armor. No more spandex and motorcycle helmets. Sleek and redesigned with optimal mobility, kinda like Batman’s new suit in The Dark Knight.

4. CGI the big guys. Take away the stuntmen in rubber monster suits and Megazord costumes, throw away the cardboard cities, hire a highly talented CGI team, and make the colossal battles look awesome. I’m not saying they need to be Transformers or Pacific Rim quality graphics but something at least 3 or 4 times better than the CGI in MMPR: The Movie would be nice.

5. Fire the old writers. Hire a quality writing team and explain to them that they’re not writing for kids. They’re writing for the grown-up kids. Tell them to make it “realistic,” or as “realistic as you can get for the Power Rangers. No more cheesy dialogue, no more lame plots. Just solid character development and enthralling stories. Think Joss Whedon meets Zack Snyder meets Steven Moffat.

This is a no-no. Nix the floating head.

This is a no-no. Nix the floating head.

6. No floating heads and annoying little robots. Make Zordon more of a Dumbledore/Yoda/Master Splinter/Professor X character. A mentor and a teacher with a body, not just a floating head in a giant test tube. Show him training the Rangers to use their powers, even fighting along side them at times. Give Alpha 5 the “J.A.R.V.I.S.” treatment like they did in Iron Man. If not AI, than maybe something like an android like Data, not like C3PO.

I think all of these ideas would be a great start to rebooting the series. There are certainly other things that would need some tweaking (Putties, main villains, weapons, finding a  place in the series for Jason David Frank and Johnny Yong Bosch, etc.) but these would be the main areas to start with.

A retcon is long overdue and much needed. I’d like to enjoy watching MMPR again and making some new memories with them, not just reliving the old ones. Let’s make this happen, Haim Saban.

And for your viewing pleasure:

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