I’m in a crappy mood.
It’s Monday (with all of the work-related crudiness associated with it), I didn’t get enough rest over the weekend, and it’s so humid that my hair looks like a dandelion gone to seed. I’m having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Alexander has nothing on me. I’ll punch Alexander in the face. (Not really. I mean, he’s a kid. I’m not a monster!)
So, dear Internet, what is there out there to pull me out of this funk?
What’s that? A 3d printer made a new foot for a duck? Are you serious? Let me see this thing:
Buttercup the duck can waddle again? Oh, geez. That’s a good start, Internet. A really good start.
What else do you have for me?
A kitty in goggles? Cute, but weak. Appreciated, though. Still weak.
Okay, you have another animal for me? What is this, monster Monday? (What? I couldn’t think of another alliteration. Shut up.) And I’ve totally seen this one! Who hasn’t seen this one?
(Melts into a gibbering puddle) Awww! That’s so freaking cute!
Well, it’s cute, but, like I said, I’ve seen this one before!
Do better, Internet!
So this one isn’t about an animal?
Um, what was that? I miss the animals, Internet. This is really bizarre! They made a song to let English-speaking people know what they sound like to non English-speaking people? Huh. Sounds like a load of nonsense to me (which is its purpose, I understand). And it makes me think of something else…
NO! DON’T GO THERE, INTERNET! DON’T DO IT!
Oh, Internet…You did it. Words escape me.
However, I will admit that I MAY be smiling a bit. MAYBE.
What else you got?
Buzzfeed? Really? Isn’t that just a cheap out? I mean seriously. It’s a constant barrage of insipidness! FINE! I’ll look.
AHAHAHAHA! Look at that bear! That’s HILARIOUS! What’s he even doing? I’d like to think he’s a gymnast bear, and he’s practicing for a meet. GYMNAST BEAR!
Two questions: Why are they squeezing that hamster and WHY IS IT SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME? BAHAHAHAHAA!
Jolly good, Internet! Jolly good!
Alright. I admit it! You got me, Internet. You cheered me up. Really!
Cool Shippers, what are some of your sure-fire cheer up tactics? Let me know in the comments! I’ll probably need them next week…