If you were on Facebook last night, or if you happened to turn on the television and saw that Mitt and Barack were on every channel, you probably figured out that there was a debate. I learned a lot from the debate last night, though very little of it had to do with policy.
1. Mitt Romney looks like Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four.
2. The candidates treated Jim Lehrer like Somebody They Used to Know.
3. Begun, the Flag Pin Size Wars have.

Mitt’s is bigger, but has a blob. I don’t know where that puts us on the flag pin size = patriotism ratio.
4. The debate rules are made up, and the points don’t matter.
I also learned that facts don’t really matter, but I’m pretty sure I already knew that.