[Writer’s note: In honor of the approaching spooky holiday, I thought it fitting to write a Halloween-themed article. More than likely, you’re gonna see a lot of these from me as my favorite holiday gets closer. Get ready for some sweet, sweet, Halloween goodness!]
By “Halloween” Families, I mean the celluloid families that embody the spirit of the season (and not just during the season), whether it be because they’re scary or macabre or just plain spooky. Plus, they’ve got the family element going on. So let’s start this puppy off with:
The Sanderson Sisters [Disney]
4. The Sanderson Sisters
– Hocus Pocus
– One of the best family-friendly Halloween films ever made and one of my personal favorites. And what makes it even better is that it’s enjoyable all year round. Hocus Pocus tells the story of a teenage boy in a new town who accidentally brings three witches back to life 300 years after their deaths. It’s now up to him, his sister, and a new friend to save the town, and possibly the world, from them. The film stars Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker as the sisters, giving three of the funniest performances of their careers (Which isn’t saying much for SJP because she hasn’t been funny since then). One of the best parts about the film is the banter between the sisters, especially after they’ve woken up from their three-century sleep. They bicker and fight like siblings do, and even though they’re evil, they still look out for each other because “sisters gotta stick together.” Or something like that. It’s not a scary film, more humorous, but the sisters are a bit out there and also, they’re witches. And nothing says “Halloween” more than witches.
Otis, Baby, and Capt. Spaulding [Source: Wikipedia]
3. The Firefly Clan
– House of 1,000 Corpses/The Devil’s Rejects
. To me, pretty much everything Rob Zombie does is golden, and these films are no exception. These films are probably the best things he’s ever created besides White Zombie’s Astro Creep: 2000
and his solo, Hellbilly Deluxe
. The films tell the story of the Firefly Clan, one of the most sadistic families you will ever bear witness to. Mama Firefly, Baby, Otis, and Captain Spaulding are four of the most sick and twisted individuals ever to grace the screen. I mean, what kind of “normal” individual would kill someone and then turn them into an art project, a half-man, half-fish sculpture, and then show him to his friends? Otis B. Driftwood, of course, but he’s nowhere near “normal.” Trust me, they do a lot more messed up stuff in both of these films, that was just one small example. I consider them a “Halloween” family because they’re scary and creepy as all hell, they’re deranged killers but still protective of each other (like a family should be), and Capt. Spaulding dresses like a clown on a regular basis. Enough said.
The Munsters [CBS]
2. The Munsters
. I’m not quite sure if I really need to explain myself here. I mean, if you know who the Munsters are, then as soon as I mentioned “Halloween” family, you should have thought of them. The dad (Herman) is a Frankenstein monster, the Mom (Lily) and Grandpa (Grandpa) are vampires, and the son (Eddie) is a werewolf. They also have a human niece (Marilyn) that lives with them. I have always found it strange that a Frankenstein monster and a vampire mated and made a werewolf, but never thought it strange that they had a human niece (Marilyn was said to be from Lily’s side of the family, so it’s logical). They were a family of monsters, living normal lives. Herman had a 9-to-5 job, Lily was a stay-at-home wife and mother, Grandpa was a scientist, Eddie went to public school, and Marilyn went to college. They just wanted to live “everyday lives” like the rest of the population, but in their own peculiar way, which typically produced many hilarious moments.
The Addams Family [ABC]
1. The Addams Family
. Not just the best “Halloween” family, but my favorite family of all time. There is no one quite like the Addams Family, and let’s hope it stays that way. The reason that I love the Addams Family so much is that, unlike The Munsters, they don’t really care about fitting in with the general population. They’re just going to do whatever they please and damn the rest. I know Wednesday and Pugsley attend public school but they’re not quite as accepted as Eddie Munster was. I think their classmates were much more frightened of them. The kids attending public school seems to be the only “normal” thing they do. They’re actually a very loving family, even though they may look like serial killers. Gomez and Morticia are quite passionate about each other– inlove since day one. They love their children very much and are always encouraging them. Wednesday and Pugsley are playful and active and actually quite creative. Uncle Fester is the fun-loving, adventurous uncle that every family needs. Grandmama cooks and provides sage knowledge and wisdom for everyone. Thing is always around to lend a helping hand (pun intended). Even Lurch, the butler, is considered part of the family and loves everyone as if they were of his own blood. And they’re very welcoming of anyone into their world, as long as you’re accepting of them. They’re the model family, just with a darker tone. They’re creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re altogether ooky. They’re the Addams Family.
Who are some of your favorite “Halloween” families?